{"id":217,"date":"2011-05-03T09:47:54","date_gmt":"2011-05-03T07:47:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/timoni.info\/?p=217"},"modified":"2011-05-03T10:09:59","modified_gmt":"2011-05-03T08:09:59","slug":"uber-viren-und-rubine","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/timoni.info\/?p=217","title":{"rendered":"\u00fcber Viren und Rubine"},"content":{"rendered":"
In Asien gibt es ja viele Viren, z.B. die bekannte Vogelgrippe. Eher unbekannt ist der gemeine Shoppingvirus, der \u00fcberwiegend Frauen bef\u00e4llt und sich im Gehrin festsetzt. Bisher ist wohl auch noch kein Impfstoff oder Gegenmittel (man h\u00f6rt Hartz-IV k\u00f6nnte helfen) gefunden worden.<\/div>\n
Wie erkennt man den Virus? In jeder Stadt, Dorf oder im Urwald ist oftmals die erste Frage: „Were is the shopping mall“. Das ist ein recht deutliches Anzeichen f\u00fcr den Virusbefall.<\/div>\n
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In asia there are a lot of viruses, i.e. the bird-fleu virus. Quite unkown is the so called shopping-virus, which mainly infects womenkind. It infects the brain. So fare there seems to be no vacination or medicine for it. \ud83d\ude41 <\/em><\/div>\n
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How to konw you are infected? Each time a woman is in a new city, town or in the jungle, she will ask „Where is the shopping mall?“. A clear sing of infection. <\/em><\/div>\n
See the video of infection – Siehe Infektionsvideo<\/div>\n
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Auf den Markt sieht man viele tolle Edelsteine. z.B. Rubine. Diese werden in Kambotscha gef\u00f6rdert und viele Touristen kaufen sich hier sch\u00f6ne Steine. Diese sind zu Tausenden auf den M\u00e4rkten zu bekommen. Ja, in dem Land, wo die gef\u00f6rdert werden, sind die echt oft und billig zu haben. Jaaaaaaaaaaaa. Kaufen!!!!!!!!!<\/div>\n
Kurz gegooglet = Rubine werden k\u00fcnstlich gez\u00fcchtet, sehen toll aus und kosten so pro Karat 1 Euro. \ud83d\ude42<\/div>\n
At the market you see a lot of gems. Especially ruby. Very nice. They are found in Cambodia and a lot of the tourist buys them here. You can get thousands of beautiful stones here every tourist market. Wow. Sure, they are found here, so they can be bought here for low price – right?<\/em><\/div>\n
A quick google search: Ruby is done in the labs and you can buy them for less than 1 EUR per karat.<\/em><\/div>\n
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<\/em>Wer sich seine Seer\u00e4uber-Schatzkiste voll machen will, bekommt hier Massenware:<\/p>\n

If you want to do a tresure-box, just buy a few hundret rubies here:<\/p>\n

http:\/\/www.eurogem.biz<\/a><\/p>\n

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<\/a>gems – Edelsteine<\/dd>\n<\/dl>\n

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In Asien gibt es ja viele Viren, z.B. die bekannte Vogelgrippe. Eher unbekannt ist der gemeine Shoppingvirus, der \u00fcberwiegend Frauen bef\u00e4llt und sich im Gehrin festsetzt. Bisher ist wohl auch noch kein Impfstoff oder Gegenmittel (man h\u00f6rt Hartz-IV k\u00f6nnte helfen) … Weiterlesen →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":218,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-217","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-cambodia"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/timoni.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/217","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/timoni.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/timoni.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timoni.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timoni.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=217"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/timoni.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/217\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":220,"href":"https:\/\/timoni.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/217\/revisions\/220"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timoni.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/218"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/timoni.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=217"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timoni.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=217"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timoni.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=217"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}